This herbal tea works. Unfortunately, you shit 4-7 times a day but......I feel clean and have lost around 5lbs. I know I know it's bad for you and I need to eat better and work out more (thank you Matt) but it's always nice to have one of those quick-fix methods to speed things along.
My pants don't fit. I need new ones. Please buy me new pants for my birthday. Thank you.