Alas, its sunny and very warm outside. What is Dawnita doing? I am inside, on this computer, writing a cover page for my resume. I've done a pretty good job sending out resumes on Monster and CareerBuilder but no bites. So I decided to create an outstanding cover letter in hopes I will soon leave the Hell that is AT.
I need a job and quickly!
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Watch me!
You can rent this video from Netflix so I am sure you can find it at the other conglomorate video stores in town.
Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
Saturday, January 28, 2006
It finally rained
late last night. We have been under this "RED FLAG" burning ban for almost a month now so thank you rain.
Let's see what is interesting in my world today? Nothing in particular. We woke up early and Matt made pancakes, eggs and bacon. We watched the Wal-mart documentary and The Steen's wedding video. Both were good views. The Wal-mart documentary needs to be watched by all. You will never find me in a Wal-mart even more so after this dvd. I said this about McDonald's after Supersize me came out but I think I did a considerably good job staying out of there....except for the McRib. How can anyone resist that glorious sandwich? I couldn't. So I did cheat a little bit. But that is all. I still believe that McDonald's and Wal-mart are evil and should not be shopped on a regular basis. I wish I was stronger and could add Starbuck's into that group but alas, I tend to venture into our neighborhood store. The Starbuck's down the street has excellent employees. Every single time I have gone into that store I am quickly greeted and engaged in nice conversation. No sales chit-chat, just friendly talk. I feel I can spot a fake retail/sales person before they open their mouth and I really don't see any in that store. I know their coffee is overpriced. But so is Nordstroms and I go there more frequently.
Let's see what is interesting in my world today? Nothing in particular. We woke up early and Matt made pancakes, eggs and bacon. We watched the Wal-mart documentary and The Steen's wedding video. Both were good views. The Wal-mart documentary needs to be watched by all. You will never find me in a Wal-mart even more so after this dvd. I said this about McDonald's after Supersize me came out but I think I did a considerably good job staying out of there....except for the McRib. How can anyone resist that glorious sandwich? I couldn't. So I did cheat a little bit. But that is all. I still believe that McDonald's and Wal-mart are evil and should not be shopped on a regular basis. I wish I was stronger and could add Starbuck's into that group but alas, I tend to venture into our neighborhood store. The Starbuck's down the street has excellent employees. Every single time I have gone into that store I am quickly greeted and engaged in nice conversation. No sales chit-chat, just friendly talk. I feel I can spot a fake retail/sales person before they open their mouth and I really don't see any in that store. I know their coffee is overpriced. But so is Nordstroms and I go there more frequently.
Friday, January 27, 2006
International Rules of Manhood
International Rules of Manhood ...
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ..and it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ..and it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
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Tuesday, January 03, 2006
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